WASHINGTON, DC – 100 days into a Trump presidency, President Obama is intending to move to Berlin, sources revealed, where he will be looking for a sublet room, known in Germany as a WG.
“During my presidency, I had several opportunities to visit Chancellor Merkel in Berlin. I fell in love with the city and have wanted to move there since”, said a clearly unshaven Obama later in a statement outside of his Kalorama mansion.
When asked why he was moving, Obama described the “redonkulous” dance floor at nightclubs like Berghain and Griessmühle.
Obama denied that this move was because of Trump. “Look” he said, “I saw UNIQLO was having a sale on all their black clothes and I knew in that moment I was going to go.”
When asked what room he was looking for, Obama replied, “something with a lot of posters in Kreuzberg.”
Once he settles in, Obama stated he plans to buy a single-speed bike, grow out his beard, and join a startup. Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is reportedly practicing DJing and will join Obama in the coming months.
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